19:04
Me: Bobby are you going to watch the Olympic opening ceremony?
Bobby: Is there Rayman Raving Rabbids in the Olympics?
(Rayman Raving Rabbids is a Nintendo DS/Wii game involving shouting, mad bunny rabbits. Bob is obsessed).
Me: No.
Bobby: Yes there is, the rabbids say 'BWAAAAAAAAH' (this bit was carefully typed by Bobby).
I will watch the events but not the opening ceremony. Because it's a long time. But I'll watch the events. And I'm hungry.
Me: You've just had your supper
Bobby: Yes but the thing is my tummy is half full
Me: Why didn't you eat more at supper time?
Bobby: I did eat more at supper time. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Me: The Olympic Opening Ceremony cost £27 million. What do you think of that?
Bobby: 27 MILLION POUNDS??? DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Me: There will be animals in the opening ceremony - cows, sheep and horses. What do you think of that?
Bobby: Of course if Rabbids were in the opening ceremony they'd say DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I'd watch it then.
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