Monday 5 October 2015

My Son Turns into Marty McFly

So, Bobby cannot sleep tonight 'because my bed engine isn't working'.

'Your wha-?'

'My bed engine, usually I press the button four times, pull the blue lever and it helps me to dream. But it's not working.'

(Quick think on feet having suddenly realised that my son has been replaced by Marty McFly)

'Have you tried the emergency button? You know, the one you press that gets it going in a hurry?'
 

'Mum, there is no such button. It doesn't have an emergency button.'

Well durhh.


Sent him to bed with a project to think of his Christmas present list. John Lennon said 'Give peace a chance' I have revised this and told him to give sleep a chance. Sometimes he tries to rush it.
Kids with autism don't have imagination? Yeh, right.

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